Design honesty, with punchlines

About Room Roast

Room Roast is for decor-curious people who want more than polite compliments. Upload a room photo and get a witty, specific roast that is easy to share and surprisingly useful.

Our goal is to make interior feedback entertaining first, then actionable. If the roast exposes a problem worth fixing, a paid redesign turns it into a mood board and shoppable next steps.

We roast rooms, not people. Sharing and leaderboard participation are optional, and every comeback deserves its glow-up moment.

Is your room ready for the truth?

Start with a free roast. No card and no fake compliments.