Brutal feedback. Better spaces.
Same room. Harsher truth. Better taste.
Upload your room, pick the heat, and get a playful reality check worth sharing. Then make it better with a practical Glow-Up Plan.
Free roast. No card. No fake compliments.
Today's verdict
A room with potential. And evidence.
“Your throw pillows are trying to start a support group.”
A tailored roast is private until you choose otherwise.
The roast booth
Upload your room. Get roasted.
We roast rooms, not people. Your photo stays private by default and only lives in this browser for this demo.
Nothing is submitted to a public leaderboard unless you explicitly opt in below. This MVP does not publish photos.
Leaderboard + glow-ups
Future hall of fame, currently under good behavior.
No public rooms yet.
The first leaderboard will only feature rooms whose owners deliberately opt in. Until then, the roast booth stays private and the glow-up gallery waits for real before-and-afters.
Roast. Redesign. Repeat.
A better room starts with an honest laugh.
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Show us the scene
Choose one photo of the room you want the truth about.
- 02
Pick your heat
Select a roast level from gentle nudge to extra crispy.
- 03
Take the notes
Share the verdict, then turn it into a practical glow-up.